September 2012
OMG IN 16 HOURS I'LL BE IN GEORGIA
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August 2012
What Insane Thing Will Republicans Say About Sex... →
libertarians-and-stoya:
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Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
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Paul Ryan Stars in "Liar Liar" →
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get to know me! →
Name: Bree
Age: 23
Height: 5’11” (180cm)
Relationship status: Single
Birthday: 6-28
Favorite colour: Blue/Green/Purple… lots
Favorite singer/band: Not sure. Maybe Karmin right now?
Last song listened: Karmin - Brokenhearted
Eye color: Green
Hair colour: “Dirty dishwater blonde” as my friend said
Favorite movie: Idk… Princess Bride? Avengers? 27...
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When I say I'm ugly,
I’m dead serious. I’m not fishing for anyone’s compliments. That’s just how I really feel about myself. I think I’m “okay” looking though. But overall, I think I’m unattractive. There’s much more prettier and beautiful girls out there, that there’s too much that I can’t even count. Everything they do is better and cuter than what I do, even when they make silly faces or act stupid. I wish I was...
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csatiel:
Nightblogging the Musical
Conversations You Have With Yourself During Every...
25 Yards: This isn't so bad. Long and smooth. Relaxed. I've trained for this.
50 Yards: Am I going out too fast? Or am I just awesome? Banking on "awesome."
75 Yards: Slow it down, bucko. Slowwww it down. Easy there. Ah, there we go. Let's start breathing every stroke. Michael Phelps does it. I can do it, too.
100 Yards: Shit.
125 Yards: Shit shit.
150 Yards: Shit damn ass shit damn aaaaarggggggggggg.
175 Yards: And suddenly the pain is gone. There is no pain. Instead, a gentle feeling, like swaying trees in a soft cool wind. There is light there, just ahead. Light at the end of a long, dark tunnel. It is calling to me. It sweetly coos my name, "Hey there. Come here. There's no pain where we are." Siren song mistresses are singing, and I am lost in a vortex of my own euphoria. I see my great-grandfather there. And Harry Carey, he's there too. I can see lush palm trees and golden buildings and emerald-green pools of Jell-O. Rainbows and bunnies and everyone there wears an Olympic gold medal. Waterfalls of singing goldfish and beautiful Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models play harps and giggle together and lightly toss pillows, playfully, waving me closer, smiling, beckoning... The light is brighter now, they are laughing, cheering for me, whispering, "Almost there... almost there..." I slowly float away from my body, float away, laughing at that struggling, silly little boy swimming a 200 butterfly, hitting his last turn, blacking out, but I'm happier now, happier than I've ever been, because the pain is going away, there is no pain, there is only light, bright, white light, and slowly.... I float away.....
195 Yards: AWEOF@*@(%( oIHEF OE38@*(*#%(#%*(&%hjdsifa #FHFGOI ewohwefa @(*%)#%(jifjiajaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AOIWEJFOIWEF 2309@(%)&%@)**!*!!*@*@$(%(%@)
200 Yards: That wasn't so bad.
“‘There are all kinds of courage,’ said Dumbledore, smiling. ‘It takes a great...”
– I just realized today how much more meaningful this quote is when you remember Dumbledore’s backstory. For years, Albus remained at Gellert Grindelwald’s side even as Grindelwald became more and more corrupt, simply because he was his friend. He turned a blind eye to the immorality of Gellert’s...
Usual Mistakes Men Make With Women. →
rosenightshade:
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ycee23:
PRECH THIS
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↖This person is waiting for October 11, 2012
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“There are things you wish for before big moments. I wish my friends were here. I...”
– Haley Graham, Stick it!
it’s funny, because i always literally always wish for something before my races in swimming. and this is exactly why i can relate so much to this movie and the main character.
(via watch-me-workkk)
blusshu:
i wanna… meet…. …my internet friends…………………. ……… ,……………
can i just say for the record that i actually DID meet a group of my internet friends, and i’m going to be in the wedding of one of those friends in about a month. don’t let people tell you that internet friends don’t count. :)
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lnternetexplorers:
how do people just have casual sex with random strangers i can’t even order pizza over the phone
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Plot Twist: We are all actually neighbors, but none of us socialize enough to realize it.
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This time next week, I will be in Covington, GA.
FUCK. YES.
firsttimelady:
do you ever just want to write BAD WOLF in huge bold letters everywhere you can
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Reblog if I can write something weird in your ask.
